Nutzen Sei bitte ihr Smartphone (über Mobile Daten mit Schweizer SIM, nicht über WLAN. Ausländische SIM mit Roaming gehen auch nicht).

Unsere Webseite ist für mobile Geräte optimiert. Über Clouds, Proxies und Firmenserver ist unsere Webseite u.U. nicht erreichbar.

Utilisez s.v.p. votre téléphon portable, vérouillez en ligne (donnés mobiles avec une SIM Suisse, pas de SIM étrangères en roaming), sans utiliser du WLAN.

Notre site internet a été écrit pour des portables. A travers des cloud, proxy ou serveurs d’entreprise on ne nous rejoint pas tres bien.

Utilizzate per favore il vostro cellulare tramite dati mobili in linea, con SIM Svizzera (le SIM estere in roaming non vanno), e non tramite WLAN.

Il nostro sito è stato sviluppato per gli apparecchi mobili. Tramite cloud, proxy o server d’impresa non ci si raggiunge molto bene.

Please rely on your smartphone, thru mobile data connection (with a Swiss SIM, roaming doesn’t work), and not WLAN.

Our website has been written for mobile devices. If you’re using a cloud, proxy or an enterprise server, perhaps you can’t reach us.

Indexing is not allowed until approved.

Already approved:
– Google (on 66.249/16, 74.125/16 and 2001:4860::/32 only)
– Bing (but MS is running scans we cut down, on same CIDRs, so it’s a lame duck)

Scanning our domain is prohibited by law. Approval needed.

We route your traffic to a useless destination.
You’re at risk of prosecution.

Product or Blog takedowns are prohibited, except for the allowed clients.
Already allowed:
– Google
– Bing
(For details see notice to search engines).

We route your traffic to a useless destination.
You’re at risk of prosecution.

Don’t rely on us. We are a quite unique and a bit crazy enterprise and do not fit any usual marketing strategy, so fuck off.

Delete everything you collected about us.

DO NOT CACHE our domain.
We do not partecipate in data transit. Keep us out of CDN and bloatware.

We do not offer any illegal content (even not, under the most strict codes of conduct worldwide, like censorships or religious motivated limitations). There is no age limit to visiting our website. We do not supply financial services. We’re not in sex-, drugs-, gambling-, weapons- industries, people trafficking, blood minerals, money laundering or sanction breaching. To keep it short: We’re not involved in any kind of illegal activities. Your’re waisting time.

Append a query-string to the domain, like this:
https://mikewieland.ch/?legal@engine.xy—indexing-request—John-Doe— CEO

We will pick such queries manually from the server log, within some days – except if your traffic was blacklisted to be discarded. If this doesn’t work, then rely on snail-mail.